TMI Tuesday.

As you can see, I'm back to avoiding life again. Anyhow...

Their #67, My 2nd.

1. What is a creampie?

Where, oh, where has my wittiness gone? Hmm. Any porn connoisseurs in the audience? Yes, well then, no further explanation needed. Heh.

2. Once a cheater, always a cheater. True or false... why?

Is there really no forgiveness in the world? Sigh. Cheating, as distasteful as it is to some, isn't all black and white, there's a whole bloody rainbow in between. The when's, where's, why's and how's aren't going to be the same for anyone, so to say "once a cheater, always a cheater" wouldn't exactly be fair, would it? Nope. I'm gonna have to go with false on this one.

3. Where is the female G spot and how do you find it?

As I've yet to actually find that mystical little spot, I couldn't really tell you and (from what I hear) mores the pity on that one.

4. Is there a correlation between shoe size and penis size?

Ah, with the limited number of lovers I've had my expertise in this area would definitely be called into question, but I'd have to say, nah.

5. Can women have wet dreams?

Because they typically always wake me, I can honestly say that I've had some incredible orgasms during sleep (that's not to say that the waking ones aren't just as incredible), so yeah, I have dreams and they quite often make me wet, but whether or not they're "wet dreams" I couldn't say.

Bonus (as in optional): Take a wild guess, how many calories are in a man's average ejaculation? (no cheating and looking that shit up!) haha

I have no clue, but for such a yummy treat why worry about a few extra calories?