The Difference Between Boys and Girls...

I know I've been remiss and I'm sorry. I still have to address the comments regarding my last entry (as much as I would like to let Drew take all those punches for the threesome thing, I can't) but not today... tomorrow - I promise...

Today I'll leave you with a tale about the difference between boys and girls...

Last night after Cameron's bath, I was drying him off and he started to smack his penis. Ouch.

I said, "Hey, stop that, be nice to it?"

Another smack, "Why?"

Sigh. "Because it's yours and it isn't going anywhere besides, it'll be your friend one day."

"Why?"

Again with the why's... sheesh... not going there... "Because!! Now stop it."

"Why?"

"Cameron, we've already been over this, okay?"

He proceeded to pout, "But I don't like it."

Well hell... "It doesn't matter whether you like it or not sweetie, everyone has a pee pee."

He puffed up his chest with righteous indignation, "Nuh uh. You don't."

God. "Yes, I do Cameron."

He points an accusing finger at my pajama clad crotch, "No, you don't."

Oh, for pity's sake... "Yes honey, I do. You know that boys and girls pee pee's don't look the same."

The lightbulb started glowing over his head, "Why? Cause yours is tucked in."

And that boys and girls is probably the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard. God help me.