Aimee's Entry - No, no, no...

WARNING: THIS ENTRY IS A SERIOUS CASE OF SEXUAL OVERSHARE!! MEANING IT CONTAINS WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW I'D SUGGEST YOU STOP RIGHT ABOUT HERE...

The following is a list of some serious "no-no's" during playtime in the bedroom (or where ever you're conducting playtime). And I mean it dammit, doing one (or more) of these things during sex is bound to turn your partner off.

1. When your partners back is to you and you know that all they're wanting is to be touched a little before you get down to business, it's never wise to say, "How're you supposed to suck my dick turned that way?" cause it's not going to work out well for your dick -- trust me.

2. When your partner responds to your obnoxious comment with, "Oh, that's really romantic." Just bite your tongue if you can think of nothing better to say than, "Yeah, the stuff you're into is really romantic. What do you want -- a romantic spank?"

3. When your partner expresses that they like to have their hair played with or tugged on a bit, it doesn't mean that they want you to take massive handfuls and proceed to rip it from their scalp.

4. And when your parnter says, "Ouch." because you just about broke their neck while you were trying to rip out clumps of their hair well, it's never wise to respond with, "You're such a baby, I thought you were tougher than that."

5. If getting your dick sucked is the main goal then don't go doing things that you know your partner is going to have a problem with. Such as, continuing to try and shove your dick up their back end after they've told you there will be no sucky-sucky if you do so. And responding with, "Why not? It's your ass." just makes your partner want to strangle you.

6. There's a difference between being dominant and just being an asshole. Really there is and if you can't handle being a Dom and you know that your partner isn't particularly submissive then keep all that D/s stuff away from the bedroom because it's bound to be disastrous.

7. If your nails are like talons, don't try shoving them into any of your partners orifices because that shit hurts for fucks sake.

8. Don't make unneeded comments about the lack of frequency your dick makes contact with your partners mouth before you get your dick in their mouth because it seriously decreases your chances of actually getting your dick where it wants to go.

9. Refer back to #8 when your dick finally makes contact with their mouth.

10. When your partner asks you not to come in their mouth there's more than likely a reason they asked. They weren't trying to be facetious or cruel so it's a pretty good idea if you just go ahead and do what they ask.

All of the above are big time mood killers. Seriously.